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Hillbilly Accidentally Eats Russell Crowes Pet Ferret

Harry was my best friend, the movie star said after the incident. This will be made right. Anunfortunate twist of events left one unfortunate Mississippian in Russell Crowes crosshairs this week after he accidentally ate the famed actors pet ferret. Crowe was on location in Coffeeville, Mississippi filming his upcoming movie Killed with a Single Glance when local hillbilly Jeb Jensen wandered onto the set. I jus knew whatever was about to get dished out to me was somethin I deserved. His eyesll do that to ya. Never look that man in the eyes. Jensen, a jerky maker, had gone out before sunrise to check the wire vermin traps that he had set in nearby fields the night before. Each morning, he collects his catch and begins the process of turning his kill i

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As you may have heard, the Rapture is this Saturday. Of course, all the good Christians will be leaving the planet but what about their pets? Since animals have no souls (didn't you know?), they will be left behind -- who will care for all these abandoned creatures? Enter Eternal Earth-bound Pets, USA! According to their website, the staff "are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such, will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of 40 animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus." As of April 1, 2011, twenty-six states are covered for service. Keep in mind, quoting the website, "at this time, we are not equipped to accommodate all species and must l

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What Does Your Sense of Smell Mean to You?

Many people feel self-conscious when it comes to talking about their sense of smell. Though objectivity is highly valued in our culture the realm of the senses is subjective. There are no wrong answers when it comes to personal sensory impressions; feelings and emotions count. It's easy to understand this concept in principal, but until you experience it for yourself what you've just read is simply a notion. Glass Petal Smoke has designed a sensory questionnaire to help readers get more comfortable talking about their sense of taste and smell. It is posted on Scribd and can be uploaded by clicking here. In the spirit of good fun (and fairness) I've answered the questions myself and have included them in this post. The beauty of the exercise is that you can take it as far as you like. Skim

TAGS: Food,Magnet,Fish,Olfaction,Human swimming

Pet Videos

SAVANNAH'S NEWSRADIO PET CENTRAL - VIDEOS Now this is very tolerant pussy cat! Okayeverybody togethersay awwwww! How many cats would let a feathered creature come this close without making it their dinner? COMMENT Leave a comment using your Facebook account MORE STORIES SAVANNAH'S NEWSRADIO PET CENTRAL - VIDEOS Now this is very tolerant pussy cat! Okayeverybody togethersay awwwww! How many cats would let a feathered creature come this close without making it their dinner? COMMENT Leave a comment using your Facebook account MORE STORIES Leave a comment using your Facebook account

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EarlyWord: The Publisher | Librarian Connection Blog Archive New Title Radar - Week of December 5 EarlyWord: The Publisher

Next week, look out for Lou Beachs quirky debut story collection based on Facebook posts, along with a new novel from Anita Desai and the relaunch of an old one by Paul Theroux. Veteran P.D. James delivers a murder mystery in the form of a sequel to Pride and Prejudice that is already getting attention. In nonfiction, theres an original title from the Dalai Lama, along with Richard Bonins look at Ahmed Chalabis role in shaping contemporary Iraq. Watch List 420 Characters by Lou Beach (Houghton Mifflin) is a collection of very short stories that originally appeared as Facebook status updates. Library Journal says, there are some books you like, others that you dont, and that rare book that you like in spite of yourself. This book fits into the latter category Like a tas

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Diamond Nuggets

BIGGEST Oriole question markailing stopper Laird Dealie's elbow woeswas answered in the negative Friday, perhaps for good, in the first inning of Dealie's first outing since his injury-plagued left bursal sac went under the knife for the third time, last May. "I had command, I had location, but then I tried to waste an 0-2 splitter in the dirt and heard a noise like linoleum ripping," Dealie told reporters. How did it feel? "I just thought, 'Here we go again.'" When he heard the noise? "No, just now, when you asked me how it felt. Go tear your elbow out and put it into words." Postgame the formerly dominant lefty underwent a fourth bout of reconstructive surgery on the troubled joint, which was rebuilt using cartilage from his ears and a ligament from the ankle of pitching coach Mel

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Wizard Rock Made Me Crap MyPants!

Sep by wrocksnobin Reviews Im like a phoenix and shit. Not because I proverbially died, and now am rising from the ashes with a new burst of semi-on time consistent updates, but because Im going to use a hunk of rock flying through space to take over the world, leaving my insane-ass daughter to rule my nation for me. All should go well as long as Kung-Fu Action Jesus doesnt show up. Anywho, I dont really have any sort of clever transition or anything, so, jump right in and well start reviewing this shit! Wizard Rock Made Me Crap My Pants by The Blibbering Humdingers isnt quite the funniest wizard rock album ever made, but it definitely is the defining example of how to make a humorous wizard rock album. Of course, the three funniest wizard rock albums ever made are The Gi

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AM 1590 WTVB The Voice of Branch County - Driver - 'Baby daddy speculation was funny' - baby - Articles

Baby Dies In Buggy Accident. Chris Hemsworth struggling to juggle baby duties with work. Italy doctors save baby with smallest artificial heart. Chris Hemsworth Welcomes a Baby Girl. Jessica Simpson's Snakeskin & Mariah Carey's Body Art: The Most Bizarre Baby Bumps.

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Unbound by tradition, Boston bloggers exercise fresh freedom of press

Web log authors spend a lot of time criticizing the mainstream media, suggesting that out-of-touch journalists are wrong to trivialize their online diaries and question the acumen and relevance of their reporting. And then they type passages such as this: "Jesse and I went for lunch today, along with Zoe Vanderwolk, Duncan Black and Matthew Gross. Jesse and I both had corned beef sandwiches liberally dunked in horseradish, Duncan Black had a French Dip and the other lunchers dined on lobster salad. ..." So when three dozen bloggers were awarded media credentials to the Democratic proceedings in Boston this week -- the first in the history of national political conventions and a defining moment in the short history of Web logs -- the potential seemed limitless for ridiculously long rants ab

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The Last Airbender: Legend of Korra Series Information

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia The Last Airbender: Legend of Korra (originally titled Avatar: The Legend of Korra) is an upcoming American animated television series that is expected to air on Nickelodeon in mid-2012. The series is a sequel to Avatar: The Last Airbender, which aired on the same network from 2005 to 2008, and may run for 26 episodes. It will take place in the same fictional universe as the original show. The world is influenced by a multitude of cultural and ethnic elements which are heavily influenced by Asian and Inuit cultures. In it people may have the supernatural ability, known as bending, to control and manipulate either water, earth, fire, or air. There is one person known as the Avatar, who maintains balance between the four nations and is the only person wh

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